In brief, Joe thought that if I thought well of it, he thought wellof it. But,
he was particular in stipulating that if I were notreceived with cordiality, or
if I were not encouraged to repeat myvisit as a visit which had no ulterior object
but was simply one ofgratitude for a favour received, then this experimental trip
shouldhave no successor. By these conditions I promised to abide.
Now, Joe kept a journeyman at weekly wages whose name was Orlick.He pretended
that his Christian name was Dolge - a clearimpossibility - but he was a fellow of
that obstinate dispositionthat I believe him to have been the prey of no delusion
in thisparticular, but wilfully to have imposed that name upon the villageas an
affront to its understanding. He was a broadshoulderedloose-limbed swarthy fellow
of great strength, never in a hurry,and always slouching. He never even seemed to
come to his work onpurpose, but would slouch in as if by mere accident; and when
hewent to the Jolly Bargemen to eat his dinner, or went away atnight, he would slouch
out, like Cain or the Wandering Jew, as ifhe had no idea where he was going and
no intention of ever comingback. He lodged at a sluice-keeper's out on the marshes,
and onworking days would come slouching from his hermitage, with hishands in his
pockets and his dinner loosely tied in a bundle roundhis neck and dangling on his
back. On Sundays he mostly lay all dayon the sluice-gates, or stood against ricks
and barns. He alwaysslouched, locomotively, with his eyes on the ground; and, whenaccosted
or otherwise required to raise them, he looked up in ahalf resentful, half puzzled
way, as though the only thought heever had, was, that it was rather an odd and injurious
fact that heshould never be thinking.
This morose journeyman had no liking for me. When I was very smalland timid,
he gave me to understand that the Devil lived in a blackcorner of the forge, and
that he knew the fiend very well: alsothat it was necessary to make up the fire,
once in seven years,with a live boy, and that I might consider myself fuel. When
Ibecame Joe's 'prentice, Orlick was perhaps confirmed in somesuspicion that I should
displace him; howbeit, he liked me stillless. Not that he ever said anything, or
did anything, openlyimporting hostility; I only noticed that he always beat his
sparksin my direction, and that whenever I sang Old Clem, he came in outof time.
Dolge Orlick was at work and present, next day, when I reminded Joeof my half-holiday.
He said nothing at the moment, for he and Joehad just got a piece of hot iron between
them, and I was at thebellows; but by-and-by he said, leaning on his hammer:
"Now, master! Sure you're not a-going to favour only one of us. IfYoung Pip has
a half-holiday, do as much for Old Orlick." I supposehe was about five-and-twenty,
but he usually spoke of himself as anancient person.
"Why, what'll you do with a half-holiday, if you get it?" said Joe.
"What'll I do with it! What'll he do with it? I'll do as much withit as him,"
"As to Pip, he's going up-town," said Joe.
"Well then, as to Old Orlick, he's a-going up-town," retorted thatworthy. "Two
can go up-town. Tan't only one wot can go up-town.
"Don't lose your temper," said Joe.
"Shall if I like," growled Orlick. "Some and their up-towning! Now,master! Come.
No favouring in this shop. Be a man!"
The master refusing to entertain the subject until the journeymanwas in a better
temper, Orlick plunged at the furnace, drew out ared-hot bar, made at me with it
as if he were going to run itthrough my body, whisked it round my head, laid it
on the anvil,hammered it out - as if it were I, I thought, and the sparks weremy
spirting blood - and finally said, when he had hammered himselfhot and the iron
cold, and he again leaned on his hammer:
"Are you all right now?" demanded Joe.
"Ah! I am all right," said gruff Old Orlick.
"Then, as in general you stick to your work as well as most men,"said Joe, "let
it be a half-holiday for all."
My sister had been standing silent in the yard, within hearing -she was a most
unscrupulous spy and listener - and she instantlylooked in at one of the windows.
"Like you, you fool!" said she to Joe, "giving holidays to greatidle hulkers
like that. You are a rich man, upon my life, to wastewages in that way. I wish I
was his master!"
"You'd be everybody's master, if you durst," retorted Orlick, withan ill-favoured
("Let her alone," said Joe.)
"I'd be a match for all noodles and all rogues," returned mysister, beginning
to work herself into a mighty rage. "And Icouldn't be a match for the noodles, without
being a match for yourmaster, who's the dunder-headed king of the noodles. And I
couldn'tbe a match for the rogues, without being a match for you, who arethe blackest-looking
and the worst rogue between this and France.Now!"
"You're a foul shrew, Mother Gargery, growled the journeyman. "Ifthat makes a
judge of rogues, you ought to be a good'un."
("Let her alone, will you?" said Joe.)
"What did you say?" cried my sister, beginning to scream. "What didyou say? What
did that fellow Orlick say to me, Pip? What did hecall me, with my husband standing
by? O! O! O!" Each of theseexclamations was a shriek; and I must remark of my sister,
what isequally true of all the violent women I have ever seen, thatpassion was no
excuse for her, because it is undeniable thatinstead of lapsing into passion, she
consciously and deliberatelytook extraordinary pains to force herself into it, and
becameblindly furious by regular stages; "what was the name he gave mebefore the
base man who swore to defend me? O! Hold me! O!"
"Ah-h-h!" growled the journeyman, between his teeth, "I'd hold you,if you was
my wife. I'd hold you under the pump, and choke it outof you."
("I tell you, let her alone," said Joe.)
"Oh! To hear him!" cried my sister, with a clap of her hands and ascream together
- which was her next stage. "To hear the names he'sgiving me! That Orlick! In my
own house! Me, a married woman! Withmy husband standing by! O! O!" Here my sister,
after a fit ofclappings and screamings, beat her hands upon her bosom and uponher
knees, and threw her cap off, and pulled her hair down - whichwere the last stages
on her road to frenzy. Being by this time aperfect Fury and a complete success,
she made a dash at the door,which I had fortunately locked.
What could the wretched Joe do now, after his disregardedparenthetical interruptions,
but stand up to his journeyman, andask him what he meant by interfering betwixt
himself and Mrs. Joe;and further whether he was man enough to come on? Old Orlick
feltthat the situation admitted of nothing less than coming on, and wason his defence
straightway; so, without so much as pulling offtheir singed and burnt aprons, they
went at one another, like twogiants. But, if any man in that neighbourhood could
stand up longagainst Joe, I never saw the man. Orlick, as if he had been of nomore
account than the pale young gentleman, was very soon among thecoal-dust, and in
no hurry to come out of it. Then, Joe unlockedthe door and picked up my sister,
who had dropped insensible at thewindow (but who had seen the fight first, I think),
and who wascarried into the house and laid down, and who was recommended torevive,
and would do nothing but struggle and clench her hands inJoe's hair. Then, came
that singular calm and silence which succeedall uproars; and then, with the vague
sensation which I have alwaysconnected with such a lull - namely, that it was Sunday,
andsomebody was dead - I went up-stairs to dress myself.
When I came down again, I found Joe and Orlick sweeping up, withoutany other
traces of discomposure than a slit in one of Orlick'snostrils, which was neither
expressive nor ornamental. A pot ofbeer had appeared from the Jolly Bargemen, and
they were sharing itby turns in a peaceable manner. The lull had a sedative andphilosophical
influence on Joe, who followed me out into the roadto say, as a parting observation
that might do me good, "On theRampage, Pip, and off the Rampage, Pip - such is Life!"
With what absurd emotions (for, we think the feelings that are veryserious in
a man quite comical in a boy) I found myself again goingto Miss Havisham's, matters
little here. Nor, how I passed andrepassed the gate many times before I could make
up my mind toring. Nor, how I debated whether I should go away without ringing;nor,
how I should undoubtedly have gone, if my time had been myown, to come back.
Miss Sarah Pocket came to the gate. No Estella.
"How, then? You here again?" said Miss Pocket. "What do you want?"
When I said that I only came to see how Miss Havisham was, Sarahevidently deliberated
whether or no she should send me about mybusiness. But, unwilling to hazard the
responsibility, she let mein, and presently brought the sharp message that I was
Everything was unchanged, and Miss Havisham was alone.
"Well?" said she, fixing her eyes upon me. "I hope you wantnothing? You'll get
"No, indeed, Miss Havisham. I only wanted you to know that I amdoing very well
in my apprenticeship, and am always much obliged toyou."
"There, there!" with the old restless fingers. "Come now and then;come on your
birthday. - Ay!" she cried suddenly, turning herselfand her chair towards me, "You
are looking round for Estella? Hey?"
I had been looking round - in fact, for Estella - and I stammeredthat I hoped
she was well.
"Abroad," said Miss Havisham; "educating for a lady; far out ofreach; prettier
than ever; admired by all who see her. Do you feelthat you have lost her?"
There was such a malignant enjoyment in her utterance of the lastwords, and she
broke into such a disagreeable laugh, that I was ata loss what to say. She spared
me the trouble of considering, bydismissing me. When the gate was closed upon me
by Sarah of thewalnut-shell countenance, I felt more than ever dissatisfied withmy
home and with my trade and with everything; and that was all Itook by that motion.
As I was loitering along the High-street, looking in disconsolatelyat the shop
windows, and thinking what I would buy if I were agentleman, who should come out
of the bookshop but Mr. Wopsle. MrWopsle had in his hand the affecting tragedy of
George Barnwell, inwhich he had that moment invested sixpence, with the view ofheaping
every word of it on the head of Pumblechook, with whom hewas going to drink tea.
No sooner did he see me, than he appearedto consider that a special Providence had
put a 'prentice in hisway to be read at; and he laid hold of me, and insisted on
myaccompanying him to the Pumblechookian parlour. As I knew it wouldbe miserable
at home, and as the nights were dark and the way wasdreary, and almost any companionship
on the road was better thannone, I made no great resistance; consequently, we turned
intoPumblechook's just as the street and the shops were lighting up.
As I never assisted at any other representation of George Barnwell,I don't know
how long it may usually take; but I know very wellthat it took until half-past nine
o' clock that night, and thatwhen Mr. Wopsle got into Newgate, I thought he never
would go to thescaffold, he became so much slower than at any former period of hisdisgraceful
career. I thought it a little too much that he shouldcomplain of being cut short
in his flower after all, as if he hadnot been running to seed, leaf after leaf,
ever since his coursebegan. This, however, was a mere question of length andwearisomeness.
What stung me, was the identification of the wholeaffair with my unoffending self.
When Barnwell began to go wrong, Ideclare that I felt positively apologetic, Pumblechook's
indignantstare so taxed me with it. Wopsle, too, took pains to present me inthe
worst light. At once ferocious and maudlin, I was made tomurder my uncle with no
extenuating circumstances whatever;Millwood put me down in argument, on every occasion;
it becamesheer monomania in my master's daughter to care a button for me;and all
I can say for my gasping and procrastinating conduct on thefatal morning, is, that
it was worthy of the general feebleness ofmy character. Even after I was happily
hanged and Wopsle had closedthe book, Pumblechook sat staring at me, and shaking
his head, andsaying, "Take warning, boy, take warning!" as if it were awell-known
fact that I contemplated murdering a near relation,provided I could only induce
one to have the weakness to become mybenefactor.
It was a very dark night when it was all over, and when I set outwith Mr. Wopsle
on the walk home. Beyond town, we found a heavymist out, and it fell wet and thick.
The turnpike lamp was a blur,quite out of the lamp's usual place apparently, and
its rays lookedsolid substance on the fog. We were noticing this, and saying howthat
the mist rose with a change of wind from a certain quarter ofour marshes, when we
came upon a man, slouching under the lee ofthe turnpike house.
"Halloa!" we said, stopping. "Orlick, there?"
"Ah!" he answered, slouching out. "I was standing by, a minute, onthe chance
"You are late," I remarked.
Orlick not unnaturally answered, "Well? And you're late."
"We have been," said Mr. Wopsle, exalted with his late performance,"we have been
indulging, Mr. Orlick, in an intellectual evening."
Old Orlick growled, as if he had nothing to say about that, and weall went on
together. I asked him presently whether he had beenspending his half-holiday up
and down town?
"Yes," said he, "all of it. I come in behind yourself. I didn't seeyou, but I
must have been pretty close behind you. By-the-bye, theguns is going again."
"At the Hulks?" said I.