But at that moment, Hagrid leapt from the sofa and drew a battered pink umbrella
from inside his coat. Pointing this at Uncle Vernon like a sword, he said, "I'm
warning you, Dursley -I'm warning you — one more word... "
In danger of being speared on the end of an umbrella by a bearded giant, Uncle
Vernon's courage failed again; he flattened himself against the wall and fell silent.
"That's better," said Hagrid, breathing heavily and sitting back down on the
sofa, which this time sagged right down to the floor.
Harry, meanwhile, still had questions to ask, hundreds of them.
"But what happened to Vol —, sorry — I mean, You-Know-Who?"
"Good question, Harry. Disappeared. Vanished. Same night he tried ter kill you.
Makes yeh even more famous. That's the biggest myst'ry, see... he was gettin' more
an' more powerful — why'd he go?
"Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left
in him to die. Some say he's still out there, bidin' his time, like, but I don'
believe it. People who was on his side came back ter ours. Some of 'em came outta
kinda trances. Don~ reckon they could've done if he was comin' back.
"Most of us reckon he's still out there somewhere but lost his powers. Too weak
to carry on. 'Cause somethin' about you finished him, Harry. There was somethin'
goin' on that night he hadn't counted on — I dunno what it was, no one does — but
somethin' about you stumped him, all right."
Hagrid looked at Harry with warmth and respect blazing in his eyes, but Harry,
instead of feeling pleased and proud, felt quite sure there had been a horrible
mistake. A wizard? Him? How could he possibly be? He'd spent his life being clouted
by Dudley, and bullied by Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon; if he was really a wizard,
why hadn't they been turned into warty toads every time they'd tried to lock him
in his cupboard? If he'd once defeated the greatest sorcerer in the world, how come
Dudley had always been able to kick him around like a football?
"Hagrid," he said quietly, "I think you must have made a mistake. I don't think
I can be a wizard."
To his surprise, Hagrid chuckled.
"Not a wizard, eh? Never made things happen when you was scared or angry?"
Harry looked into the fire. Now he came to think about it... every odd thing
that had ever made his aunt and uncle furious with him had happened when he, Harry,
had been upset or angry... chased by Dudley's gang, he had somehow found himself
out of their reach... dreading going to school with that ridiculous haircut, he'd
managed to make it grow back... and the very last time Dudley had hit him, hadn't
he got his revenge, without even realizing he was doing it? Hadn't he set a boa
constrictor on him?
Harry looked back at Hagrid, smiling, and saw that Hagrid was positively beaming
"See?" said Hagrid. "Harry Potter, not a wizard — you wait, you'll be right famous
But Uncle Vernon wasn't going to give in without a fight.
"Haven't I told you he's not going?" he hissed. "He's going to Stonewall High
and he'll be grateful for it. I've read those letters and he needs all sorts of
rubbish — spell books and wands and - — "
"If he wants ter go, a great Muggle like you won't stop him," growled Hagrid.
"Stop Lily an' James Potter's son goin' ter Hogwarts! Yer mad. His name's been down
ever since he was born. He's off ter the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry
in the world. Seven years there and he won't know himself. He'll be with youngsters
of his own sort, fer a change, an' he'll be under the greatest headmaster Hogwarts
ever had Albus Dumbled — "
"I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL To TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled
But he had finally gone too far. Hagrid seized his umbrella and whirled it over
his head, "NEVER," he thundered, "- INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!"
He brought the umbrella swishing down through the air to point at Dudley -- there
was a flash of violet light, a sound like a firecracker, a sharp squeal, and the
next second, Dudley was dancing on the spot with his hands clasped over his fat
bottom, howling in pain. When he turned his back on them, Harry saw a curly pig's
tail poking through a hole in his trousers.
Uncle Vernon roared. Pulling Aunt Petunia and Dudley into the other room, he
cast one last terrified look at Hagrid and slammed the door behind them.
Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and stroked his beard.
"Shouldn'ta lost me temper," he said ruefully, "but it didn't work anyway. Meant
ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't
much left ter do."
He cast a sideways look at Harry under his bushy eyebrows.
"Be grateful if yeh didn't mention that ter anyone at Hogwarts," he said. "I'm
— er — not supposed ter do magic, strictly speakin'. I was allowed ter do a bit
ter follow yeh an' get yer letters to yeh an' stuff -- one o' the reasons I was
so keen ter take on the job
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh
the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wand in half an' everything. But Dumbledore
let me stay on as gamekeeper. Great man, Dumbledore." "Why were you expelled?"
"It's gettin' late and we've got lots ter do tomorrow," said Hagrid loudly. "Gotta
get up ter town, get all yer books an' that."
He took off his thick black coat and threw it to Harry.
"You can kip under that," he said. "Don' mind if it wriggles a bit, I think I
still got a couple o' dormice in one o' the pockets."
Harry woke early the next morning. Although he could tell it was daylight, he
kept his eyes shut tight.
"It was a dream, he told himself firmly. "I dreamed a giant called Hagrid came
to tell me I was going to a school for wizards. When I open my eyes I'll be at home
in my cupboard."
There was suddenly a loud tapping noise.
And there's Aunt Petunia knocking on the door, Harry thought, his heart sinking.
But he still didn't open his eyes. It had been such a good dream.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
"All right," Harry mumbled, "I'm getting up."
He sat up and Hagrid's heavy coat fell off him. The hut was full of sunlight,
the storm was over, Hagrid himself was asleep on the collapsed sofa, and there was
an owl rapping its claw on the window, a newspaper held in its beak.
Harry scrambled to his feet, so happy he felt as though a large balloon was swelling
inside him. He went straight to the window and jerked it open. The owl swooped in
and dropped the newspaper on top of Hagrid, who didn't wake up. The owl then fluttered
onto the floor and began to attack Hagrid's coat.
"Don't do that."
Harry tried to wave the owl out of the way, but it snapped its beak fiercely
at him and carried on savaging the coat.
"Hagrid!" said Harry loudly. "There's an owl
"Pay him," Hagrid grunted into the sofa.
"He wants payin' fer deliverin' the paper. Look in the pockets." Hagrid's coat
seemed to be made of nothing but pockets — bunches of keys, slug pellets, balls
of string, peppermint humbugs, teabags... finally, Harry pulled out a handful of
"Give him five Knuts," said Hagrid sleepily.
"The little bronze ones."
Harry counted out five little bronze coins, and the owl held out his leg so Harry
could put the money into a small leather pouch tied to it. Then he flew off through
the open window.
Hagrid yawned loudly, sat up, and stretched.
"Best be Off, Harry, lots ter do today, gotta get up ter London an' buy all yer
stuff fer school."
Harry was turning over the wizard coins and looking at them. He had just thought
of something that made him feel as though the happy balloon inside him had got a
"Um — Hagrid?"
"Mm?" said Hagrid, who was pulling on his huge boots.
"I haven't got any money — and you heard Uncle Vernon last night... he won't
pay for me to go and learn magic."
"Don't worry about that," said Hagrid, standing up and scratching his head. "D'yeh
think yer parents didn't leave yeh anything?"
"But if their house was destroyed - — "
"They didn' keep their gold in the house, boy! Nah, first stop fer us is Gringotts.
Wizards' bank. Have a sausage, they're not bad cold — an' I wouldn' say no teh a
bit o' yer birthday cake, neither."
"Wizards have banks?"
"Just the one. Gringotts. Run by goblins."
Harry dropped the bit of sausage he was holding.
"Yeah — so yeh'd be mad ter try an' rob it, I'll tell yeh that. Never mess with
goblins, Harry. Gringotts is the safest place in the world fer anything yeh want
ter keep safe — 'cept maybe Hogwarts. As a matter o' fact, I gotta visit Gringotts
anyway. Fer Dumbledore. Hogwarts business." Hagrid drew himself up proudly. "He
usually gets me ter do important stuff fer him. Fetchin' you gettin' things from
Gringotts -- knows he can trust me, see.
"Got everythin'? Come on, then."
Harry followed Hagrid out onto the rock. The sky was quite clear now and the
sea gleamed in the sunlight. The boat Uncle Vernon had hired was still there, with
a lot of water in the bottom after the storm.
"How did you get here?" Harry asked, looking around for another boat. "Flew,"
"Yeah — but we'll go back in this. Not s'pposed ter use magic now I've got yeh."
They settled down in the boat, Harry still staring at Hagrid, trying to imagine
"Seems a shame ter row, though," said Hagrid, giving Harry another of his sideways
looks. "If I was ter — er — speed things up a bit, would yeh mind not mentionin'
it at Hogwarts?"
"Of course not," said Harry, eager to see more magic. Hagrid pulled out the pink
umbrella again, tapped it twice on the side of the boat, and they sped off toward
"Why would you be mad to try and rob Gringotts?" Harry asked.
"Spells — enchantments," said Hagrid, unfolding his newspaper as he spoke. "They
say there's dragons guardin' the highsecurity vaults. And then yeh gotta find yer
way — Gringotts is hundreds of miles under London, see. Deep under the Underground.
Yeh'd die of hunger tryin' ter get out, even if yeh did manage ter get yer hands
Harry sat and thought about this while Hagrid read his newspaper, the Daily Prophet.
Harry had learned from Uncle Vernon that people liked to be left alone while they
did this, but it was very difficult, he'd never had so many questions in his life.
"Ministry o' Magic messin' things up as usual," Hagrid muttered, turning the
"There's a Ministry of Magic?" Harry asked, before he could stop himself.
"'Course," said Hagrid. "They wanted Dumbledore fer Minister, 0 ' course, but
he'd never leave Hogwarts, so old Cornelius Fudge got the job. Bungler if ever there
was one. So he pelts Dumbledore with owls every morning, askin' fer advice."
"But what does a Ministry of Magic do?"
"Well, their main job is to keep it from the Muggles that there's still witches
an' wizards up an' down the country."
"Why? Blimey, Harry, everyone'd be wantin' magic solutions to their problems.
Nah, we're best left alone."
At this moment the boat bumped gently into the harbor wall. Hagrid folded up
his newspaper, and they clambered up the stone steps onto the street.
Passersby stared a lot at Hagrid as they walked through the little town to the
station. Harry couldn't blame them. Not only was Hagrid twice as tall as anyone
else, he kept pointing at perfectly ordinary things like parking meters and saying
loudly, "See that, Harry? Things these Muggles dream up, eh?"
"Hagrid," said Harry, panting a bit as he ran to keep up, "did you say there
are dragons at Gringotts?"
"Well, so they say," said Hagrid. "Crikey, I'd like a dragon."
"You'd like one?"
"Wanted one ever since I was a kid — here we go."
They had reached the station. There was a train to London in five minutes' time.
Hagrid, who didn't understand "Muggle money," as he called it, gave the bills to
Harry so he could buy their tickets.
People stared more than ever on the train. Hagrid took up two seats and sat knitting
what looked like a canary-yellow circus tent.
"Still got yer letter, Harry?" he asked as he counted stitches. Harry took the
parchment envelope out of his pocket.
"Good," said Hagrid. "There's a list there of everything yeh need."
Harry unfolded a second piece of paper he hadn't noticed the night before, and
HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
First-year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)
2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
4. One winter cloak (black, silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry name tags