A faint pinkish glow was visible along the horizon to the east.
Fred brought the car lower, and Harry saw a dark patchwork of fields and clumps
“We're a little way outside the village,” said George. “Ottery St. Catchpole.”
Lower and lower went the flying car. The edge of a brilliant red sun was now
gleaming through the trees.
“Touchdown!” said Fred as, with a slight bump, they hit the ground. They had
landed next to a tumbledown garage in a small yard, and Harry looked out for the
first time at Ron's house.
It looked as though it had once been a large stone pigpen, but extra rooms had
been added here and there until it was several stories high and so crooked it looked
as though it were held up by magic (which, Harry reminded himself, it probably was).
Four or five chimneys were perched on top of the red roof. A lopsided sign stuck
in the ground near the entrance read, “The Burrow”. Around the front door lay a
jumble of rubber boots and a very rusty cauldron. Several fat brown chickens were
pecking their way around the yard.
“It's not much,” said Ron.
“It's wonderful,” said Harry happily, thinking of Privet Drive.
They got out of the car.
“Now, we'll go upstairs really quietly,” said Fred, “and wait for Mum to call
us for breakfast Then, Ron, you come bounding downstairs going, `Mum, look who turned
up in the night!' and she'll be all pleased to see Harry and no one need ever know
we flew the car.”
“Right,” said Ron. “Come on, Harry, I sleep at the—”
Ron had gone a nasty greenish color, his eyes fixed on the house. The other three
Mrs. Weasley was marching across the yard, scattering chickens, and for a short,
plump, kind-faced woman, it was remarkable how much she looked like a saber-toothed
“Ah, “said Fred.
“Oh, dear,” said George.
Mrs. Weasley came to a halt in front of them, her hands on her hips, staring
from one guilty face to the next. She was wearing a flowered apron with a wand sticking
out of the pocket.
“So, “she said.
“Morning, Mum,” said George, in what he clearly thought was a jaunty, winning
“Have you any idea how worried I've been?” said Mrs. Weasley in a deadly whisper.
“Sorry, Mum, but see, we had to—”
All three of Mrs. Weasley's sons were taller than she was, but they cowered as
her rage broke over them.
“Beds empty! No note! Car gone—could have crashed—out of my mind with worry—did
you care?—never, as long as I've lived—you wait until your father gets home, we
never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy—”
“Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred.
“YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY'S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding
a finger in Fred's chest. “You could have died, you could have been seen, you could
have lost your father his job—”
It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before
she turned on Harry, who backed away.
“I'm very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said. “Come in and have some
She turned and walked back into the house and Harry, after a nervous glance at
Ron, who nodded encouragingly, followed her.
The kitchen was small and rather cramped. There was a scrubbed wooden table and
chairs in the middle, and Harry sat down on the edge of his seat, looking around.
He had never been in a wizard house before.
The clock on the wall opposite him had only one hand and no numbers at all. Written
around the edge were things like Time to make tea, Time to feed the chickens, and
You're late. Books were stacked three deep on the mantelpiece, books with titles
like Charm Your Own Cheese, Enchantment in Baking, and One Minute Feasts—It's Magic!
And unless Harry's ears were deceiving him, the old radio next to the sink had just
announced that coming up was “Witching Hour, with the popular singing sorceress,
Mrs. Weasley was clattering around, cooking breakfast a little haphazardly, throwing
dirty looks at her sons as she threw sausages into the frying pan. Every now and
then she muttered things like “don't know what you were thinking of,” and “never
would have believed it.”
“I don't blame you, dear,” she assured Harry, tipping eight or nine sausages
onto his plate. “Arthur and I have been worried about you, too. Just last night
we were saying we'd come and get you ourselves if you hadn't written back to Ron
by Friday. But really,” (she was now adding three fried eggs to his plate) “flying
an illegal car halfway across the country—anyone could have seen you—”
She flicked her wand casually at the dishes in the sink, which began to clean
themselves, clinking gently in the background.
“It was cloudy, Mum!” said Fred.
“You keep your mouth closed while you're eating!” Mrs. Weasley snapped.
“They were starving him, Mum!” said George.
“And you!” said Mrs. Weasley, but it was with a slightly softened expression
that she started cutting Harry bread and buttering it for him.
At that moment there was a diversion in the form of a small, redheaded figure
in a long nightdress, who appeared in the kitchen, gave a small squeal, and ran
“Ginny,” said Ron in an undertone to Harry. “My sister. She's been talking about
you all summer.”
“Yeah, she'll be wanting your autograph, Harry,” Fred said with a grin, but he
caught his mother's eye and bent his face over his plate without another word. Nothing
more was said until all four plates were clean, which took a surprisingly short
“Blimey, I'm tired,” yawned Fred, setting down his knife and fork at last. “I
think I'll go to bed and—”
“You will not,” snapped Mrs. Weasley. “It's your own fault you've been up all
night. You're going to de-gnome the garden for me; they're getting completely out
of hand again—”
“And you two,” she said, glaring at Ron and Fred. “You can go up to bed, dear,”
she added to Harry. “You didn't ask them to fly that wretched car—”
But Harry, who felt wide awake, said quickly, “I'll help Ron. I've never seen
“That's very sweet of you, dear, but it's dull work,” said Mrs. Weasley. “Now,
let's see what Lockhart's got to say on the subject—”
And she pulled a heavy book from the stack on the mantelpiece. George groaned.
“Mum, we know how to de-gnome a garden—”
Harry looked at the cover of Mrs. Weasley's book. Written across it in fancy
gold letters were the words Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests. There
was a big photograph on the front of a very goodlooking wizard with wavy blond hair
and bright blue eyes. As always in the wizarding world, the photograph was moving;
the wizard, who Harry supposed was Gilderoy Lockhart, kept winking cheekily up at
them all. Mrs. Weasley beamed down at him.
“Oh, he is marvelous,” she said. “He knows his household pests, all right, it's
a wonderful book...”
“Mum fancies him,” said Fred, in a very audible whisper.
“Don't be so ridiculous, Fred,” said Mrs. Weasley, her cheeks rather pink. “All
right, if you think you know better than Lockhart, you can go and get on with it,
and woe betide you if there's a single gnome in that garden when I come out to inspect
Yawning and grumbling, the Weasleys slouched outside with Harry behind them.
The garden was large, and in Harry's eyes, exactly what a garden should be. The
Dursleys wouldn't have liked it—there were plenty of weeds, and the grass needed
cutting but there were gnarled trees all around the walls, plants Harry had never
seen spilling from every flower bed, and a big green pond full of frogs.
“Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know,” Harry told Ron as they crossed the
“Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes,” said Ron, bent double with
his head in a peony bush, “like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...”
There was a violent scuffling noise, the peony bush shuddered, and Ron straightened
up. “This is a gnome,” he said grimly.
“Gerroff me! Gerroff me!” squealed the gnome.
It was certainly nothing like Santa Claus. It was small and leathery looking,
with a large, knobby, bald head exactly like a potato. Ron held it at arm's length
as it kicked out at him with its horny little feet; he grasped it around the ankles
and turned it upside down.
“This is what you have to do,” he said. He raised the gnome above his head (“Gerroff
me!”) and started to swing it in great circles like a lasso. Seeing the shocked
look on Harry's face, Ron added, “It doesn't hurt them—you've just got to make them
really dizzy so they can't find their way back to the gnomeholes.”
He let go of the gnome's ankles: It flew twenty feet into the air and landed
with a thud in the field over the hedge.
“Pitiful,” said Fred. “I bet I can get mine beyond that stump.”
Harry learned quickly not to feel too sorry for the gnomes. He decided just to
drop the first one he caught over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank
its razor-sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off—until
“Wow, Harry—that must've been fifty feet...”
The air was soon thick with flying gnomes.
“See, they're not too bright,” said George, seizing five or six gnomes at once.
“The moment they know the de-gnoming's going on they storm up to have a look. You'd
think they'd have learned by now just to stay put.”
Soon, the crowd of gnomes in the field started walking away in a straggling line,
their little shoulders hunched.
“They'll be back,” said Ron as they watched the gnomes disappear into the hedge
on the other side of the field. “They love it here... Dad's too soft with them;
he thinks they're funny...”
Just then, the front door slammed.
“He's back!” said George. “Dad's home!”
They hurried through the garden and back into the house.
Mr. Weasley was slumped in a kitchen chair with his glasses off and his eyes
closed. He was a thin man, going bald, but the little hair he had was as red as
any of his children's. He was wearing long green robes, which were dusty and travel-worn.
“What a night,” he mumbled, groping for the teapot as they all sat down around
him. “Nine raids. Nine! And old Mundungus Fletcher tried to put a hex on me when
I had my back turned...”
Mr. Weasley took a long gulp of tea and sighed.
“Find anything, Dad?” said Fred eagerly.
“All I got were a few shrinking door keys and a biting kettle,” yawned Mr. Weasley.
“There was some pretty nasty stuff that wasn't my department, though. Mortlake was
taken away for questioning about some extremely odd ferrets, but that's the Committee
on Experimental Charms, thank goodness...”
“Why would anyone bother making door keys shrink?” said George.
“Just Muggle-baiting,” sighed Mr. Weasley. “Sell them a key that keeps shrinking
to nothing so they can never find it when they need it... Of course, it's very hard
to convict anyone because no Muggle would admit their key keeps shrinking—they'll
insist they just keep losing it. Bless them, they'll go to any lengths to ignore
magic, even if it's staring them in the face... But the things our lot have taken
to enchanting, you wouldn't believe—”
“LIKE CARS, FOR INSTANCE?”
Mrs. Weasley had appeared, holding a long poker like a sword. Mr. Weasley's eyes
jerked open. He stared guiltily at his wife.
“C-cars, Molly, dear?”
“Yes, Arthur, cars,” said Mrs. Weasley, her eyes flashing. “Imagine a wizard
buying a rusty old car and telling his wife all he wanted to do with it was take
it apart to see how it worked, while really he was enchanting it to make it fly.”
Mr. Weasley blinked.
“Well, dear, I think you'll find that he would be quite within the law to do
that, even if—er—he maybe would have done better to, um, tell his wife the truth...
There's a loophole in the law, you'll find... As long as he wasn't intending to
fly the car, the fact that the car could fly wouldn't—”
“Arthur Weasley, you made sure there was a loophole when you wrote that law!”
shouted Mrs. Weasley. “Just so you could carry on tinkering with all that Muggle
rubbish in your shed! And for your information, Harry arrived this morning in the
car you weren't intending to fly!”
“Harry?” said Mr. Weasley blankly. “Harry who?”
He looked around, saw Harry, and jumped.
“Good lord, is it Harry Potter? Very pleased to meet you, Ron's told us so much
“Your sons flew that car to Harry's house and back last night.” shouted Mrs.
Weasley. “What have you got to say about that, eh?”
“Did you really?” said Mr. Weasley eagerly. “Did it go all right? I—I mean,”
he faltered as sparks flew from Mrs. Weasley's eyes, “that—that was very wrong,
boys—very wrong indeed...”
“Let's leave them to it,” Ron muttered to Harry as Mrs. Weasley swelled like
a bullfrog. “Come on, I'll show you my bedroom.”
They slipped out of the kitchen and down a narrow passageway to an uneven staircase,
which wound its way, zigzagging up through the house. On the third landing, a door
stood ajar. Harry just caught sight of a pair of bright brown eyes staring at him
before it closed with a snap.
“Ginny,” said Ron. “You don't know how weird it is for her to be this shy. She
never shuts up normally—”
They climbed two more flights until they reached a door with peeling paint and
a small plaque on it, saying RONALD'S ROOM.
Harry stepped in, his head almost touching the sloping ceiling, and blinked.
It was like walking into a furnace: Nearly everything in Ron's room seemed to be
a violent shade of orange: the bedspread, the walls, even the ceiling. Then Harry
realized that Ron had covered nearly every inch of the shabby wallpaper with posters
of the same seven witches and wizards, all wearing bright orange robes, carrying
broomsticks, and waving energetically.
“Your Quidditch team?” said Harry.
“The Chudley Cannons,” said Ron, pointing at the orange bedspread, which was
emblazoned with two giant black C's and a speeding cannonball. “Ninth in the league.”