"You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote.
"And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune alwayspersecutes good 
wit."
"It persecutes rogues," said the commissary.
"I told you already to go gently, master commissary," saidPasamonte; "their lordships 
yonder never gave you that staff toill-treat us wretches here, but to conduct and 
take us where hismajesty orders you; if not, by the life of-never mind-; it may 
be thatsome day the stains made in the inn will come out in the scouring; leteveryone 
hold his tongue and behave well and speak better; and now letus march on, for we 
have had quite enough of this entertainment."
The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return forhis threats, 
but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him notto ill-use him, as it was not 
too much to allow one who had hishands tied to have his tongue a trifle free; and 
turning to thewhole chain of them he said:
"From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly thatthough they have 
punished you for your faults, the punishments you areabout to endure do not give 
you much pleasure, and that you go to themvery much against the grain and against 
your will, and that perhapsthis one's want of courage under torture, that one's 
want of money,the other's want of advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of 
thejudge may have been the cause of your ruin and of your failure toobtain the justice 
you had on your side. All which presents itself nowto my mind, urging, persuading, 
and even compelling me todemonstrate in your case the purpose for which Heaven sent 
me into theworld and caused me to make profession of the order of chivalry towhich 
I belong, and the vow I took therein to give aid to those inneed and under the oppression 
of the strong. But as I know that itis a mark of prudence not to do by foul means 
what may be done byfair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards and commissary, 
to beso good as to release you and let you go in peace, as there will be nolack 
of others to serve the king under more favourablecircumstances; for it seems to 
me a hard case to make slaves ofthose whom God and nature have made free. Moreover, 
sirs of theguard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows have done nothing toyou; 
let each answer for his own sins yonder; there is a God in Heavenwho will not forget 
to punish the wicked or reward the good; and it isnot fitting that honest men should 
be the instruments of punishment toothers, they being therein no way concerned. 
This request I makethus gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may havereason 
for thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, thislance and sword together 
with the might of my arm shall compel youto comply with it by force."
"Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry hehas come 
out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go,as if we had any authority 
to release them, or he to order us to doso! Go your way, sir, and good luck to you; 
put that basin straightthat you've got on your head, and don't go looking for three 
feet on acat."
'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote,and acting on 
the word he fell upon him so suddenly that withoutgiving him time to defend himself 
he brought him to the groundsorely wounded with a lance-thrust; and lucky it was 
for him that itwas the one that had the musket. The other guards stoodthunderstruck 
and amazed at this unexpected event, but recoveringpresence of mind, those on horseback 
seized their swords, and those onfoot their javelins, and attacked Don Quixote, 
who was waiting forthem with great calmness; and no doubt it would have gone badly 
withhim if the galley slaves, seeing the chance before them ofliberating themselves, 
had not effected it by contriving to breakthe chain on which they were strung. Such 
was the confusion, thatthe guards, now rushing at the galley slaves who were breakingloose, 
now to attack Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothingat all that was of 
any use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping handto release Gines de Pasamonte, 
who was the first to leap forth uponthe plain free and unfettered, and who, attacking 
the prostratecommissary, took from him his sword and the musket, with which, aimingat 
one and levelling at another, he, without ever discharging it,drove every one of 
the guards off the field, for they took toflight, as well to escape Pasamonte's 
musket, as the showers of stonesthe now released galley slaves were raining upon 
them. Sancho wasgreatly grieved at the affair, because he anticipated that those 
whohad fled would report the matter to the Holy Brotherhood, who at thesummons of 
the alarm-bell would at once sally forth in quest of theoffenders; and he said so 
to his master, and entreated him to leavethe place at once, and go into hiding in 
the sierra that was close by.
"That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what mustbe done now;" 
and calling together all the galley slaves, who were nowrunning riot, and had stripped 
the commissary to the skin, hecollected them round him to hear what he had to say, 
and addressedthem as follows: "To be grateful for benefits received is the partof 
persons of good birth, and one of the sins most offensive to God isingratitude; 
I say so because, sirs, ye have already seen bymanifest proof the benefit ye have 
received of me; in return for whichI desire, and it is my good pleasure that, laden 
with that chain whichI have taken off your necks, ye at once set out and proceed 
to thecity of El Toboso, and there present yourselves before the ladyDulcinea del 
Toboso, and say to her that her knight, he of theRueful Countenance, sends to commend 
himself to her; and that yerecount to her in full detail all the particulars of 
this notableadventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and thisdone 
ye may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you."
Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you,sir, our deliverer, 
demand of us, is of all impossibilities the mostimpossible to comply with, because 
we cannot go together along theroads, but only singly and separate, and each one 
his own way,endeavouring to hide ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escapethe 
Holy Brotherhood, which, no doubt, will come out in search ofus. What your worship 
may do, and fairly do, is to change this serviceand tribute as regards the lady 
Dulcinea del Toboso for a certainquantity of ave-marias and credos which we will 
say for your worship'sintention, and this is a condition that can be complied with 
bynight as by day, running or resting, in peace or in war; but toimagine that we 
are going now to return to the flesh-pots of Egypt,I mean to take up our chain and 
set out for El Toboso, is to imaginethat it is now night, though it is not yet ten 
in the morning, andto ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree."
"Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred towrath), "Don son of 
a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whateveryour name is, you will have to go 
yourself alone, with your tailbetween your legs and the whole chain on your back."
Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this timethoroughly convinced 
that Don Quixote was not quite right in hishead as he had committed such a vagary 
as to set them free), findinghimself abused in this fashion, gave the wink to his 
companions, andfalling back they began to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a 
ratethat he was quite unable to protect himself with his buckler, and poorRocinante 
no more heeded the spur than if he had been made of brass.Sancho planted himself 
behind his ass, and with him shelteredhimself from the hailstorm that poured on 
both of them. Don Quixotewas unable to shield himself so well but that more pebbles 
than Icould count struck him full on the body with such force that theybrought him 
to the ground; and the instant he fell the student pouncedupon him, snatched the 
basin from his head, and with it struck threeor four blows on his shoulders, and 
as many more on the ground,knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him 
of a jacketthat he wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off hisstockings 
if his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they tookhis coat, leaving him 
in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing amongthemselves the remaining spoils of the battle, 
they went each onehis own way, more solicitous about keeping clear of the HolyBrotherhood 
they dreaded, than about burdening themselves with thechain, or going to present 
themselves before the lady Dulcinea delToboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and 
Don Quixote, were all thatwere left upon the spot; the ass with drooping head, serious,shaking 
his ears from time to time as if he thought the storm ofstones that assailed them 
was not yet over; Rocinante stretched besidehis master, for he too had been brought 
to the ground by a stone;Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood;and 
Don Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very personsfor whom he had 
done so much.
CHAPTER XXIII
OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OFTHE RAREST ADVENTURES 
RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY
Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire,"I have always 
heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is tothrow water into the sea. If 
I had believed thy words, I should haveavoided this trouble; but it is done now, 
it is only to havepatience and take warning for the future."
"Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returnedSancho; "but, 
as you say this mischief might have been avoided ifyou had believed me, believe 
me now, and a still greater one will beavoided; for I tell you chivalry is of no 
account with the HolyBrotherhood, and they don't care two maravedis for all theknights-errant 
in the world; and I can tell you I fancy I hear theirarrows whistling past my ears 
this minute."
"Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lestthou shouldst 
say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dostadvise, this once I will take 
thy advice, and withdraw out of reach ofthat fury thou so dreadest; but it must 
be on one condition, thatnever, in life or in death, thou art to say to anyone that 
I retiredor withdrew from this danger out of fear, but only in compliancewith thy 
entreaties; for if thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lietherein, and from this time 
to that, and from that to this, I givethee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie 
every time thou thinkestor sayest it; and answer me not again; for at the mere thought 
thatI am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above all from this,which does 
seem to carry some little shadow of fear with it, I amready to take my stand here 
and await alone, not only that HolyBrotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers 
of the twelvetribes of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux,and 
all the brothers and brotherhoods in the world."
"Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there isno wisdom in 
waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part ofwise men to preserve themselves 
to-day for to-morrow, and not risk allin one day; and let me tell you, though I 
am a clown and a boor, Ihave got some notion of what they call safe conduct; so 
repent notof having taken my advice, but mount Rocinante if you can, and ifnot I 
will help you; and follow me, for my mother-wit tells me we havemore need of legs 
than hands just now."
Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way onhis ass, 
they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was closeby, as it was Sancho's 
design to cross it entirely and come outagain at El Viso or Almodovar del Campo, 
and hide for some daysamong its crags so as to escape the search of the Brotherhood 
shouldthey come to look for them. He was encouraged in this by perceivingthat the 
stock of provisions carried by the ass had come safe out ofthe fray with the galley 
slaves, a circumstance that he regarded asa miracle, seeing how they pillaged and 
ransacked.
That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, whereit seemed prudent 
to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, atleast as many as the stores he 
carried might last, and so theyencamped between two rocks and among some cork trees; 
but fataldestiny, which, according to the opinion of those who have not thelight 
of the true faith, directs, arranges, and settles everythingin its own way, so ordered 
it that Gines de Pasamonte, the famousknave and thief who by the virtue and madness 
of Don Quixote hadbeen released from the chain, driven by fear of the HolyBrotherhood, 
which he had good reason to dread, resolved to takehiding in the mountains; and 
his fate and fear led him to the samespot to which Don Quixote and Sancho Panza 
had been led by theirs,just in time to recognise them and leave them to fall asleep: 
and asthe wicked are always ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing,and immediate 
advantage overcomes all considerations of the future,Gines, who was neither grateful 
nor well-principled, made up hismind to steal Sancho Panza's ass, not troubling 
himself aboutRocinante, as being a prize that was no good either to pledge or sell.While 
Sancho slept he stole his ass, and before day dawned he wasfar out of reach.
Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth butsadness to Sancho 
Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, andseeing himself bereft of him 
he began the saddest and most dolefullament in the world, so loud that Don Quixote 
awoke at hisexclamations and heard him saying, "O son of my bowels, born in myvery 
house, my children's plaything, my wife's joy, the envy of myneighbours, relief 
of my burdens, and lastly, half supporter ofmyself, for with the six-and-twenty 
maravedis thou didst earn me dailyI met half my charges."
Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause,consoled Sancho with 
the best arguments he could, entreating him to bepatient, and promising to give 
him a letter of exchange ordering threeout of five ass-colts that he had at home 
to be given to him. Sanchotook comfort at this, dried his tears, suppressed his 
sobs, andreturned thanks for the kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on hispart 
was rejoiced to the heart on entering the mountains, as theyseemed to him to be 
just the place for the adventures he was inquest of. They brought back to his memory 
the marvellous adventuresthat had befallen knights-errant in like solitudes and 
wilds, and hewent along reflecting on these things, so absorbed and carried away 
bythem that he had no thought for anything else. Nor had Sancho anyother care (now 
that he fancied he was travelling in a safe quarter)than to satisfy his appetite 
with such remains as were left of theclerical spoils, and so he marched behind his 
master laden with whatDapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, 
and solong as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing tomeet with 
another adventure.