"Yes, there can; for mine is totally different. -- Will you hear it?"
"Most willingly."
"You shall have it in few words. Miss Bingley sees that her brother is in love 
with you, and wants him to marry Miss Darcy.
She follows him to town in the hope of keeping him there, and tries to persuade 
you that he does not care about you."
Jane shook her head.
"Indeed, Jane, you ought to believe me. -- No one who has ever seen you together, 
can doubt his affection. Miss Bingley I am sure cannot. She is not such a simpleton. 
Could she have seen half as much love in Mr. Darcy for herself, she would have ordered 
her wedding clothes. But the case is this. We are not rich enough, or grand enough 
for them; and she is the more anxious to get Miss Darcy for her brother, from the 
notion that when there has been one intermarriage, she may have less trouble in 
achieving a second; in which there is certainly some ingenuity, and I dare say it 
would succeed, if Miss de Bourgh were out of the way. But, my dearest Jane, you 
cannot seriously imagine that because Miss Bingley tells you her brother greatly 
admires Miss Darcy, he is in the smallest degree less sensible of your merit than 
when he took leave of you on Tuesday, or that it will be in her power to persuade 
him that instead of being in love with you, he is very much in love with her friend."
"If we thought alike of Miss Bingley," replied Jane, "your representation of 
all this, might make me quite easy. But I know the foundation is unjust. Caroline 
is incapable of wilfully deceiving any one; and all that I can hope in this case 
is, that she is deceived herself."
"That is right. -- You could not have started a more happy idea, since you will 
not take comfort in mine. Believe her to be deceived by all means. You have now 
done your duty by her, and must fret no longer."
"But, my dear sister, can I be happy, even supposing the best, in accepting a 
man whose sisters and friends are all wishing him to marry elsewhere?"
"You must decide for yourself," said Elizabeth, "and if, upon mature deliberation, 
you find that the misery of disobliging his two sisters is more than equivalent 
to the happiness of being his wife, I advise you by all means to refuse him."
"How can you talk so?" -- said Jane faintly smiling, -- "You must know that though 
I should be exceedingly grieved at their disapprobation, I could not hesitate."
"I did not think you would; -- and that being the case, I cannot consider your 
situation with much compassion."
"But if he returns no more this winter, my choice will never be required. A thousand 
things may arise in six months!"
The idea of his returning no more Elizabeth treated with the utmost contempt. 
It appeared to her merely the suggestion of Caroline's interested wishes, and she 
could not for a moment suppose that those wishes, however openly or artfully spoken, 
could influence a young man so totally independent of every one.
She represented to her sister as forcibly as possible what she felt on the subject, 
and had soon the pleasure of seeing its happy effect. Jane's temper was not desponding, 
and she was gradually led to hope, though the diffidence of affection sometimes 
overcame the hope, that Bingley would return to Netherfield and answer every wish 
of her heart.
They agreed that Mrs. Bennet should only hear of the departure of the family, 
without being alarmed on the score of the gentleman's conduct; but even this partial 
communication gave her a great deal of concern, and she bewailed it as exceedingly 
unlucky that the ladies should happen to go away, just as they were all getting 
so intimate together. After lamenting it however at some length, she had the consolation 
of thinking that Mr. Bingley would be soon down again and soon dining at Longbourn, 
and the conclusion of all was the comfortable declaration that, though he had been 
invited only to a family dinner, she would take care to have two full courses.
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THE Bennets were engaged to dine with the Lucases, and again during the chief 
of the day, was Miss Lucas so kind as to listen to Mr. Collins. Elizabeth took an 
opportunity of thanking her. "It keeps him in good humour," said she, "and I am 
more obliged to you than I can express." Charlotte assured her friend of her satisfaction 
in being useful, and that it amply repaid her for the little sacrifice of her time. 
This was very amiable, but Charlotte's kindness extended farther than Elizabeth 
had any conception of; -- its object was nothing less than to secure her from any 
return of Mr. Collins's addresses, by engaging them towards herself. Such was Miss 
Lucas's scheme; and appearances were so favourable that when they parted at night, 
she would have felt almost sure of success if he had not been to leave Hertfordshire 
so very soon.
But here, she did injustice to the fire and independence of his character, for 
it led him to escape out of Longbourn House the next morning with admirable slyness, 
and hasten to Lucas Lodge to throw himself at her feet. He was anxious to avoid 
the notice of his cousins, from a conviction that if they saw him depart, they could 
not fail to conjecture his design, and he was not willing to have the attempt known 
till its success could be known likewise; for though feeling almost secure, and 
with reason, for Charlotte had been tolerably encouraging, he was comparatively 
diffident since the adventure of Wednesday.
His reception however was of the most flattering kind. Miss Lucas perceived him 
from an upper window as he walked towards the house, and instantly set out to meet 
him accidentally in the lane. But little had she dared to hope that so much love 
and eloquence awaited her there.
In as short a time as Mr. Collins's long speeches would allow, every thing was 
settled between them to the satisfaction of both; and as they entered the house, 
he earnestly entreated her to name the day that was to make him the happiest of 
men; and though such a solicitation must be waved for the present, the lady felt 
no inclination to trifle with his happiness. The stupidity with which he was favoured 
by nature must guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for 
its continuance; and Miss Lucas, who accepted him solely from the pure and disinterested 
desire of an establishment, cared not how soon that establishment were gained.
Sir William and Lady Lucas were speedily applied to for their consent; and it 
was bestowed with a most joyful alacrity.
Mr. Collins's present circumstances made it a most eligible match for their daughter, 
to whom they could give little fortune; and his prospects of future wealth were 
exceedingly fair. Lady Lucas began directly to calculate with more interest than 
the matter had ever excited before, how many years longer Mr. Bennet was likely 
to live; and Sir William gave it as his decided opinion that whenever Mr. Collins 
should be in possession of the Longbourn estate, it would be highly expedient that 
both he and his wife should make their appearance at St. James's. The whole family, 
in short, were properly overjoyed on the occasion. The younger girls formed hopes 
of coming out a year or two sooner than they might otherwise have done; and 
the boys were relieved from their apprehension of Charlotte's dying an old maid. 
Charlotte herself was tolerably composed. She had gained her point, and had time 
to consider of it. Her reflections were in general satisfactory. Mr. Collins to 
be sure was neither sensible nor agreeable; his society was irksome, and his attachment 
to her must be imaginary. But still he would be her husband. -- Without thinking 
highly either of men or of matrimony, marriage had always been her object; it was 
the only honourable provision for well-educated young women of small fortune, and 
however uncertain of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest preservative from 
want. This preservative she had now obtained; and at the age of twenty-seven, without 
having ever been handsome, she felt all the good luck of it. The least agreeable 
circumstance in the business was the surprise it must occasion to Elizabeth Bennet, 
whose friendship she valued beyond that of any other person. Elizabeth would wonder, 
and probably would blame her; and though her resolution was not to be shaken, her 
feelings must be hurt by such disapprobation. She resolved to give her the information 
herself, and therefore charged Mr. Collins, when he returned to Longbourn to dinner, 
to drop no hint of what had passed before any of the family. A promise of secrecy 
was of course very dutifully given, but it could not be kept without difficulty; 
for the curiosity excited by his long absence burst forth in such very direct questions 
on his return, as required some ingenuity to evade, and he was at the same time 
exercising great self-denial, for he was longing to publish his prosperous love.
As he was to begin his journey too early on the morrow to see any of the family, 
the ceremony of leave-taking was performed when the ladies moved for the night; 
and Mrs. Bennet, with great politeness and cordiality, said how happy they should 
be to see him at Longbourn again, whenever his other engagements might allow him 
to visit them.
"My dear Madam," he replied, "this invitation is particularly gratifying, because 
it is what I have been hoping to receive; and you may be very certain that I shall 
avail myself of it as soon as possible."