`It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
`Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
The King turned pale, and shut his note-book hastily. `Consider your verdict,'
he said to the jury, in a low, trembling voice.
`There's more evidence to come yet, please your Majesty,' said the White Rabbit,
jumping up in a great hurry; `this paper has just been picked up.'
`What's in it?' said the Queen.
`I haven't opened it yet,' said the White Rabbit, `but it seems to be a letter,
written by the prisoner to--to somebody.'
`It must have been that,' said the King, `unless it was written to nobody, which
isn't usual, you know.'
`Who is it directed to?' said one of the jurymen.
`It isn't directed at all,' said the White Rabbit; `in fact, there's nothing
written on the OUTSIDE.' He unfolded the paper as he spoke, and added `It isn't
a letter, after all: it's a set of verses.'
`Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' asked another of they jurymen.
`No, they're not,' said the White Rabbit, `and that's the queerest thing about
it.' (The jury all looked puzzled.)
`He must have imitated somebody else's hand,' said the King. (The jury all brightened
`Please your Majesty,' said the Knave, `I didn't write it, and they can't prove
I did: there's no name signed at the end.'
`If you didn't sign it,' said the King, `that only makes the matter worse. You
MUST have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your name like an honest
There was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really clever
thing the King had said that day.
`That PROVES his guilt,' said the Queen.
`It proves nothing of the sort!' said Alice. `Why, you don't even know what they're
`Read them,' said the King.
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. `Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?'
`Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, `and go on till you come to
the end: then stop.'
These were the verses the White Rabbit read:--
`They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.
He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?
I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.
If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.
My notion was that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it.
Don't let him know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret, kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me.'
`That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet,' said the King,
rubbing his hands; `so now let the jury--'
`If any one of them can explain it,' said Alice, (she had grown so large in the
last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting him,) `I'll give him
sixpence. _I_ don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.'
The jury all wrote down on their slates, `SHE doesn't believe there's an atom
of meaning in it,' but none of them attempted to explain the paper.
`If there's no meaning in it,' said the King, `that saves a world of trouble,
you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know,' he went on, spreading
out the verses on his knee, and looking at them with one eye; `I seem to see some
meaning in them, after all. "--SAID I COULD NOT SWIM--" you can't swim, can you?'
he added, turning to the Knave.
The Knave shook his head sadly. `Do I look like it?' he said. (Which he certainly
did NOT, being made entirely of cardboard.)
`All right, so far,' said the King, and he went on muttering over the verses
to himself: `"WE KNOW IT TO BE TRUE--" that's the jury, of course-- "I GAVE HER
ONE, THEY GAVE HIM TWO--" why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you know--'
`But, it goes on "THEY ALL RETURNED FROM HIM TO YOU,"' said Alice.
`Why, there they are!' said the King triumphantly, pointing to the tarts on the
table. `Nothing can be clearer than THAT. Then again--"BEFORE SHE HAD THIS FIT--"
you never had fits, my dear, I think?' he said to the Queen.
`Never!' said the Queen furiously, throwing an inkstand at the Lizard as she
spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his slate with one finger,
as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that
was trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)
`Then the words don't FIT you,' said the King, looking round the court with a
smile. There was a dead silence.
`It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed, `Let
the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth time that
`No, no!' said the Queen. `Sentence first--verdict afterwards.'
`Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. `The idea of having the sentence first!'
`Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple.
`I won't!' said Alice.
`Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved.
`Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.)
`You're nothing but a pack of cards!'
At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her: she
gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off,
and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who
was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees
upon her face.
`Wake up, Alice dear!' said her sister; `Why, what a long sleep you've had!'
`Oh, I've had such a curious dream!' said Alice, and she told her sister, as
well as she could remember them, all these strange Adventures of hers that you have
just been reading about; and when she had finished, her sister kissed her, and said,
`It WAS a curious dream, dear, certainly: but now run in to your tea; it's getting
late.' So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran, as well she might, what
a wonderful dream it had been.
But her sister sat still just as she left her, leaning her head on her hand,
watching the setting sun, and thinking of little Alice and all her wonderful Adventures,
till she too began dreaming after a fashion, and this was her dream:--
First, she dreamed of little Alice herself, and once again the tiny hands were
clasped upon her knee, and the bright eager eyes were looking up into hers--she
could hear the very tones of her voice, and see that queer little toss of her head
to keep back the wandering hair that WOULD always get into her eyes--and still as
she listened, or seemed to listen, the whole place around her became alive the strange
creatures of her little sister's dream.
The long grass rustled at her feet as the White Rabbit hurried by--the frightened
Mouse splashed his way through the neighbouring pool--she could hear the rattle
of the teacups as the March Hare and his friends shared their never-ending meal,
and the shrill voice of the Queen ordering off her unfortunate guests to execution--once
more the pig-baby was sneezing on the Duchess's knee, while plates and dishes crashed
around it--once more the shriek of the Gryphon, the squeaking of the Lizard's slate-pencil,
and the choking of the suppressed guinea-pigs, filled the air, mixed up with the
distant sobs of the miserable Mock Turtle.
So she sat on, with closed eyes, and half believed herself in Wonderland, though
she knew she had but to open them again, and all would change to dull reality--the
grass would be only rustling in the wind, and the pool rippling to the waving of
the reeds--the rattling teacups would change to tinkling sheep- bells, and the Queen's
shrill cries to the voice of the shepherd boy--and the sneeze of the baby, the shriek
of the Gryphon, and all thy other queer noises, would change (she knew) to the confused
clamour of the busy farm-yard--while the lowing of the cattle in the distance would
take the place of the Mock Turtle's heavy sobs.
Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in
the after-time, be herself a grown woman; and how she would keep, through all her
riper years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood: and how she would gather
about her other little children, and make THEIR eyes bright and eager with many
a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of Wonderland of long ago: and how she
would feel with all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple
joys, remembering her own child-life, and the happy summer days.